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Nursing Lingo Part 6: Walkie/Talkie

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For our latest installment of Nursing Lingo, we turn to another one of my favorites, “Walkie/Talkie.”  This phrase is darn near poetry.  It efficiently packs a whole lot of punch into just 4 syllables.

You might hear this while getting report.  I think my best definition of “Walking/Talkie” would be:

Noun person
1.  A patient who is alert and oriented x3, ambulatory, at very low risk for falls, and independent in activities of daily living.
2. A cake walk.

So, when you hear this phrase, you’re in luck!!  Would other nurses out there agree with the definition or modify it? Let me know!

Other Nursing Lingo Posts:

Part 5: CYA

Part 4: FLK

Part 3: Frequent Flyers

Part 2: DFO

Part 1: Circling the Drain

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Nursing Lingo Part 5: CYA

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“CYA” is a term you hear all the time in health care.  It’s a great piece of nursing lingo but also a great piece of advice.  It means “Cover Your @$$.”

Perfect example: you have a patient whose potassium is high.  You page the doctor and suggest he intervene (give the patient kayexalate and a heart monitor, review their meds, etc.)  The doc decides to just wait it out.  What should you do?!?  CYA.  Chart what time you told the doc AND which doc you told.  Maybe the doc has a legitimate reason to wait and is making the right call.  However, you never know.  When in doubt, chart it.

Sadly, every nurse gets called to the mat eventually.  It could be a patient complaint, co-worker complaint, or even a lawsuit.  In the end, the only one who will protect your license is you.  So, follow policy, and chart, chart, chart!  It will save your butt in the end.

Nursing Lingo Part 4: FLK

Nursing Lingo Part 3: Frequent Flyers

Nursing Lingo Part 2: DFO

Nursing Lingo Part 1: Circling the Drain

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I had a great moment Friday.  I was talking with a group of physicians.   We were talking about diagnoses of children.  A doc that takes care of adults said to the Peds doc, “John, you can put the diagnosis as ‘FLK.’  Do you know what an ‘FLK’ is?”   John is a pediatric plastic surgeon which means he’s the one operating on children born with craniofacial abnormalities like cleft palates.   My mind immediately went to my FLK post from just a few days prior.

John’s facial expression and tone grew firm.  He made eye contact with the other doc and replied, “None of my patients are FLKs.  They’re not funny-looking.”

You, go!  I was proud of him.

Nursing Lingo Part 4: FLK

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Today’s bit of nursing lingo is not without controversy: FLK.  Let me start by saying that I disapprove of this term.  However, you still hear people use it and, while the term isn’t appropriate, the concept is.

“FLK” means “Funny Looking Kid.”  You hear this most on Labor and Delivery but sometimes also on Peds.  FLK is a catchphrase to mean a child whose physical appearance is not quite right.  If a child is born with irregular ears, a flat bridge of the nose, an abnormally small head or chin, abnormal hands, or other physical differences, there is a chance that child has a congenital disorder.  The child could have one of many differences including Fragile X, Down Syndrome, even Dwarfism.

In the end, I chose to include this term because does it demonstrate an important concept in nursing.  When a baby is born, if there is something that does not quite look or seem right, that difference needs to be noticed, the parents need to be informed, and a geneticist should be called for a consult.  Whether the baby is two days or two years old, it’s important to know what exactly is wrong with the child in order to know how best to care for him.

Here’ s a partial list of disorders that have a physical difference.  Some of these would have been diagnosed by Ultrasound before birth.

  • Achondroplasia or other dwarfism
  • Fragile X
  • Treacher-Collins Syndrome (Mandibulofacial Dysostosis)
  • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
  • Down Syndrome (Trisomy 21)
  • Noonan Syndrome
  • Cornelia de Lange Syndrome
  • Crouzon Syndrome
  • Other trisomies: Trisomy 8 mosaicism, Trisomy 9, Patau Syndrome (Trisomy 13), Edward’s Synrdome (Trisomy 18), Trisomy 22, Triple X Syndrome

See also: http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/children/clinical_services/cleft_craniofacial/anomalies/

 

While it’s not okay to call these children “FLKs,” noticing a difference in physical appearance can help the child and family, so keep your eyes open!  Be sure not to saying anything in front of the parents!  One of the beauties of being a nurse is letting the doctor be the bearer of difficult news.

Nursing Lingo Part 3: Frequent Flyers

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“Frequent Flyers” is a favorite nursing term of mine.  I suppose the definition is rather self-evident.  These are the patients that you take care of repeatedly.  Inpatient medicine floors are chock-full of frequent flyers. This could be a young person with Cystic Fibrosis or Sickle Cell or perhaps an elderly patient with COPD* or ESRD.**  On a surgical floor this could be a patient with non-healing wounds.

I like this term because it’s a pretty benign “label.”  The patients are not “the chronically ill” or “sick.”  They are just normal people that happen to frequent the hospital.

Personally, I like taking care of frequent flyers.  They know the ropes.  They also know that they will be seeing a lot of the nursing staff so it makes sense to treat us respectfully.  You just have to be careful that the familiarity doesn’t destroy the professionalism of the relationship.  I had one nursing friend who “fell in love” with a frequent flyer.  Four months later they broke up but he continued to receive his care on our floor.  Awkward all around.   However, caring, lasting relationships with pleasant frequent flyers can really bring joy to your day, and your career.

The down side to frequent flyers is also that they know the ropes.  While the vast majority of my patients are wonderful people, there are always a few bad eggs. The naughty frequent flyers know how to play the staff against one another so stay on your toes!   As soon as you hear, “But last time the nurse let me …” or “But the docs always give me more pain medicine than…”  you can be pretty sure you have a naughty frequent flyer!  As always, treat them respectfully but draw boundaries and stick to your guns!

I enjoy a challenge so if a particularly difficult frequent flyer shows up, I often offer to take the patient.  With the right mix of warmth and boundaries you can convert a naughty frequent flyer to a satisfied and pleasant frequent flyer.   And the icing on the cake? Now your co-workers owe you one!

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*Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (emphysema or chronic bronchitis)

** End Stage Renal Disease (kidney failure)

Nursing Lingo Part 2: DFO

Nursing Lingo Part 1: Circling the Drain

 

Nursing Lingo Part 2: DFO

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Thanks to reader Terri for submitting the correct answer for what DFO means!  I’ll have to think of a good prize for you.  Customized medical Spanish-English list? Customized report sheet?  Guest post?

To set the scene of when I first heard DFO: I was doing my last rotation of nursing school so I had already deciphered most of the common medical acronyms.  But in report a veteran nurse  said a patient “DFO’ed.” I could have played it off like I knew what the word meant and then google it later.  But I could not think of ANYTHING that made sense.   DFO…?  Detached Forearm Operation?  No…  I gave up and asked.  Turns out DFO, at least here in the South, means Done Fell Out!  It’s actually a pretty great term that basically means “fainted.”  Usually the patient was standing, passed out, fell, and probably hit the floor.

Believe it or not, if you look in certain medical dictionaries, DFO is explained!

If a patient DFO’ed at home before they came in, that’s a bad thing.  If they DFO’ed at the hospital on your shift, that’s a very, very bad thing.  I say I have two rules for my patients, keep breathing and no falling. If your patients can stick to those two basic rules, your shift will be MUCH smoother for the both of you!

Next post will be on one of my favorite terms, “Frequent Flyers!”

Nursing Lingo Part 1: Circling the Drain

Nursing Lingo Part 3: Frequent Flyers

Nursing Lingo Part 1: Circling the Drain

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Like any profession, nursing comes with its own jargon.  “Keep Vein Open,” “Drips,” “Early Ambulation,” and “Ins & Outs” are some of the phrases you’ll hear emanating from Nurses’ Stations at change of shift.  But nurses, a communicative bunch, have also developed nursing lingo you may be less familiar with, no matter how many seasons of ER you watched.    This week, I’ll share a few of my favorites.

Circling the Drain

After doing your dishes, you flip on the garbage disposal. You watch a floating piece of iceberg lettuce as it starts circling the drain. You know the lettuce is headed to destruction.  It’s not headed straight for the drain.  There is still time to intervene.  But moment by moment it gets closer and closer to an inevitable destination.  This is an apt metaphor for some floor patients.  They aren’t worsening so dramatically that they need to be shipped to the ICU. However, they need closer observation and hopefully a medical intervention that might stop the decline.  Without intervention, they’re headed for trouble.

Veteran nurses can almost sense when this is happening. To those of you newer to nursing, here are some possible signs: You’ve bumped up their oxygen requirements twice in one shift, their heart rate is higher than is usual for them, or they getting increasingly exhausted or confused.  Describing this patient to the physicians, other nurses, or the charge nurse as “circling the drain” will help them understand that this is a patient that needs intervention or a higher level of care and needs it now.

Next post I’ll explain the Southern nursing lingo term, “DFO’ed.”  Any guesses what it means?

Nursing Lingo Part 2: DFO

Nursing Lingo Part 3: Frequent Flyers